Interview with Sammy Conner, author of The Dirty Parts of the Bible

Tell us a little about your self.
 
I was born on Leap Year Day, 1976, which makes me almost eight years old. My mother moved from Texas to Michigan a couple years before I was born, so despite my southern blood I had the misfortune of growing up in the frigid north. But every summer we drove all the way to Texas to visit my grandparents, and those trips helped inspire my novel.  

Like my main character, I also grew up in a conservative Baptist family. We went to church three times a week and I soaked up enough Bible verses to give anyone major neurosis. There’s some great stuff in the Bible, but when it’s treated as the literal and infallible word of God, and every verse is given equal weight, it becomes dangerous.
 

My book isn’t autobiographical—I’m not a preacher’s son and my father isn’t like the father in the book, for starters. But recovering from religion is a major theme both of the book and my life.
 

I ask everyone I meet this so will ask you- who are your favorite authors? What genres do you read?
Did anyone in particular influence your writing or your desire to write?
 
Growing up, I loved reading about the early days of baseball. One book in particular, The Glory of Their Times by Lawrence Ritter, really gave me a sense of history and love for the past.

In high school I got into silent movies, and re-read Charlie Chaplin’s autobiography multiple times. I loved the old comic books, too. At times I got really depressed that I wasn’t born decades earlier.

The first novel that really affected me was The Catcher in the Rye. Beyond Salinger, though, I didn’t have much interest in fiction. I went to college for art, then during my second year I fell in love with the American classics—Hawthorne, Thoreau, Emerson, Whitman, Twain—and I decided to double-major in American literature. I wrote my senior thesis on hoboes in American literature—and that became another major inspiration for my novel.

Besides those authors I just mentioned, my favorites include Garrison Keillor—coming from the Midwest, I love his radio show as well as his novels. Also Flannery O’Connor, for her Southern gothic humor—Wise Blood is my favorite. Another great humorous novel is John Kennedy Toole’s A Confederacy of Dunces.

Currently, I’m reading a lot about world religions and mythology—Huston Smith and Joseph Campbell. I’m trying to balance all those years I spent soaking up the Bible.  

Publishing
What lead you to use Amazon publishing? Did you try the "traditional" publishing route first?
 
I spent almost three years writing my novel, dreaming that it would find a publisher instantly. Reality sank in as I spent another year collecting rejection letters from New York. It was depressing to have nothing to show for all my work, so this May I decided to self-publish it.  

My main employment is as a freelance book designer, so I’d already designed the whole book. The whole time I was writing the book, I was collecting art and design ideas from 1930s magazines—that was the really fun part.

I picked Amazon.com’s BookSurge program because it was quickest way to get the book listed on Amazon, and it’s very inexpensive if you design your own book.  

It’s almost impossible to make a profit in self-publishing. My main goal is to attract readers and reviews that will help me land a real publisher with good distribution and marketing capabilities. So I’m extremely grateful to places like Front Street Reviews that give unknown authors a chance!  
 

How are you going to approach self promotion? You have a great start with web site, blog and MySpace. What other plans do you have?
 
Thanks! I had a lot of fun putting the sites together. I resisted getting a MySpace page for a while, but that has actually turned out to be the best way to meet like-minded writers and readers. If you just put a website up, nobody will stumble onto it. But on MySpace lets you write lots of people who will then look at your page.  

I don’t have any further promotion ideas right now. I entered the book in the Writer’s Digest Self-Published Book Awards competition, so I’m hoping to get some recognition from that, but winners aren’t announced till October. Publishing requires patience!

How did you get the idea for the trailer and are you going to do more of it?
I’d seen professionally-produced trailers for other books, and thought I could save a thousand bucks by doing it myself. Mac’s iMovie program came free on my computer, so it didn’t cost a thing—I just scanned in photos to use and recorded my voice on my computer. (Is it just me, or does everyone hate the sound of their recorded voice?)

In the end, I learned why professional trailers cost so much—it’s complicated work! If I find time to do another one, I’ll try to include more animation, because the part everyone liked most was the beer mugs popping up in the Baptist’s hands.
 


Book:
Your family background seems to have been used. Was that the starting point for your idea for a book?

 I grew up hearing the stories of my grandparents, who met and married in Texas during the Great Depression. My grandma’s family was so poor that, for a couple years, they couldn’t afford milk. They had to make biscuits out of flour and water. My grandpa and his brothers had a music group—a Texas swing band called the Golden Melody Boys. That group became part of my story.

My grandparents were married for 65 years before my grandpa died. My grandmother—a very fiery lady who helped inspire the character of Sarah—is still alive and kicking.

So my family history provided the setting and a few of the character traits for the book, though the plot is entirely fictional.  

Where did the wonderful "dirty parts of the bible" starting point come from? How did you come up with the examples you used?
The shock of discovering the Song of Solomon is a universal experience among kids who grow up with the Bible. To open the Bible up one day and stumble on a verse like “Your breasts are like fawns, twins of a gazelle”—that’s a seminal experience (pardon the pun) in every Baptist boy’s life.

In my church, people were always underlining Bible verses that meant a lot to them. When I was about twelve, I underlined this verse from Proverbs: “Remember the wife of your youth; may her breasts satisfy you at all times.” I think that was the only verse I was ever inspired to underline.

The Bible is a lot more open about sex than are most of the people who claim allegiance to the Bible. The Song of Songs in particular has been an embarrassment throughout Christian history. The early church fathers—mostly celibate monks—interpreted it purely as an allegory of Jesus’ love for the celibate soul. They had to explain it away somehow.

Today, some religious people have loosened up a lot about the fact that we all have sexual bodies. You even have Christian sex guides for married couples based on the Song of Songs. But it will take a long while to overcome centuries of shame and repression.

Songs pop in and out and dance around in your book. Why do you use music lyrics? How did you choose them? 
I listened to a lot of music while writing the book, to get in the right mood. So eventually, the songs snuck into the book. One reason I’d love to see it become a movie someday is that I have a whole soundtrack already in mind.
 

Standard
Front Street questions
If you could give your book to one person who would it be and why?
 
Country singer Brad Paisley. I love his sense of humor, and I think we come from similar backgrounds. I just moved to Nashville six months ago, so maybe I’ll bump into him some day.   

What is your writing process?

This book went through many drafts over two-and-a-half years (with lots of procrastinating in-between). Once I had a basic outline, I tried writing the whole thing straight through, but it stalled. One problem was that I was writing in third person, and I wasn’t really getting into the minds of the different characters. So I decided to start over again in first person. I compiled a list of about 200 questions for Tobias, the narrator, to answer. Then I imagined that I was Tobias and gave quick answers to all the questions, writing by hand in a notebook. Next, I typed in my answers and organized them chronologically—and that became the basis of the book.  

The early drafts were written at odd moments, often while sitting in my car. Once I started typing things on computer, I had the most success writing at a coffee shop first thing in the morning. Leaving home to write made me feel like it was a real job, and I couldn’t slack off by checking e-mail.

One trick helped a lot was, every time I started a new chapter, I wrote at the top: “This is NOT your final draft.” That reminder took the pressure off.  

What advice would you give new writers? 
For writers like me who are self-critical and perfectionistic, the hardest part is getting a rough draft down on paper. You need to shut off your internal editor and just write something. Writing by hand in a notebook helps—you can’t go back and fuss with things like you can on computer.  

Write about things you love and follow whatever gets you excited. With so many books being published every year, there’s no sense writing about things you don’t care deeply about. Make a list of all the things you love, and try to work them into your story.

After your rough draft is done, read “How to Grow a Novel” by Sol Stein and “The Writer’s Journey” by Christopher Vogler. Those were the books that most help me revise and polish.

When it comes to finding a publisher and promoting your book, think outside the box. It’s very difficult to sell books these days, and the whole industry is going through a painful transition. Authors have to learn how to use new technologies to the fullest, while still concentrating on the timeless art of storytelling.

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